Showing posts with label Miscellany. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miscellany. Show all posts

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Seven Simple Home Remedies

I've been cleaning out my emails and I found this shot at humor I thought I'd share.  It's a list of home remedies someone sent me awhile ago.  They're kinda funny, but whoever wrote them seems a little mean, lol.  

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.



2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet sear by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins.  


4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.




5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.  Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and duct tape.  If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shoudln't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.



DAILY THOUGHT:

Some people are like Slinkies, not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.  

Monday, April 1, 2013

Nah, Americans Aren't Stupid!


Oh my God!  One of my students (from Turkey) showed me this video on YouTube earlier today and I just had to share it.  Though clearly this video was made a little while back, from myown point of view not much has changed since then.  One of my biggest problems with my fellow Americans is that many, far too many, seem to have this hubris, an idea that we are so much better than the rest of the world.  Yet, again, far too many of us don't know diddly!

"Name a country that starts with the letter 'U'?"

"Yugoslavia"....really?
"Utah"...holy crap!
"Utopia"...Okay, now I'm embarrassed.

"Who won the Vietnam War?"

"We did....wait (turning to her friend), were we in the Vietnam War?"

"What's the official religion of Israel?"

"Muslim"

"Who is Fidel Castro?"

"A singer"

It goes on and on and on...


 

Sunday, January 13, 2013

A Note: Change in Comments

I had to make a change to this blog out of necessity, and it is oh so frustrating, but I had no choice.  For the past several weeks I've been getting anywhere from  5-25 emails daily in my inbox, which contain spam comments to posts on this blog.  They all read something like,

"Oh what wonderful insight you have.  I have to tell all my friends about it.  By the way, check out my website..." and there's always a link there to an "enlarge your penis" or "buy tobacco products" or "lose 100 pounds guaranteed' at the end.

I gotta tell ya, I hate hate hate spam!  And I'm sick of having to waste time to delete them all.  So unfortunately, I had to limit the ability to posting comments to only Open ID users, so some of you who have posted comments in the past may have to go through an extra step to write one.  Sorry about that!

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Spring Ahead



Tonight is the unofficial start of spring as at 2AM, we set the clocks ahead for longer days ahead. For those going out for a night on the town, that means there'll be one less hour to party, and for the rest of you it'll be one hour's less sleep, but around six o'clock tomorrow evening your spirits will come alive with inklings of spring as the daylight will still be around. Nice!

Image Source: Into the Deep


Friday, April 1, 2011

April 1, 2011 - The Real Kona; Weekly Roundup at Y!CN; Cool Pics; A Nice, Slow Jam

TGIF! It’s Friday night and the weekend’s just getting going. As I mentioned yesterday, I kind of have a ‘friend’ date tonight with someone who I’ve known for awhile, but never went to a club with. I think the nerves are going away and I’m just looking forward to having a good time!

Kona, in the Flesh

Shhh, please don’t tell, but these are shots of my good friend Kona from Wellington’s (from the Johnny Driver series). The second is her latest Facebook shot and even though I’ve told her a million times that she needs to shave daily, she never listens to me! Poor thing's always had a problem. The second shot was from her communion day a long, long time ago. Actually, it’s a great likeness, my poor friend!




Weekly Roundup of Writing

I’ve penned several articles on Y!CN in the past week and here they are:

New Music Releases for April

Songs for Japan Digital Album Released

Keys to Life#5: Take Chances

Pop Music News Weekly, March 29th: Britney’s Up and Down Day

Guide to Theme Parks in the NYC Area

And finally, here’s the piece I wrote on Lady Gaga and Madonna that got rejected for the Featured Music job at Yahoo:

Is Lady Gaga the Next Madonna?

I wrote a couple of pieces for Examiner and Textbroker, but the Examiner ones are just informational pieces that don’t need to be shared here. I’m hoping to begin working on the new season of Johnny Driver soon, as well as some personal pieces which I haven’t done in a long time, so stay tuned.

Photos

Here are a couple of cool photos I found around while browsing the Internet this week:





A Nice Slow Jam…

Here’s a song for you to enjoy. This one’s a rap song by lesbian rappers God-Des and She. I first heard it on LOGO’s weekly countdown last year and I just love it for its old-school groove and just about everything else! It’s in my iTunes list of All Time Favorite Songs and if you like a good, slow jam, then check it out. It just might make yours, too!



Doesn’t the object of God-Des’ affection look like J-Lo? Have a great Friday night!

Monday, February 28, 2011

Han's Interview with Me



Good morning! Well it’s 6AM on Monday and I’m just about ready to head back to work, but Han’s interview with me last week was finally published late last night and I wanted to share it here. I think it came out pretty good, and I was surprised that he pretty much left in what I said verbatim during our conversation. I think it makes for a more personal feel in the interview. As I’ve said before, this is one of Han’s specialties and I’m grateful that he chose me for this one. Check it out:

Meet Y!CN Contributor John Myers

I’ll be back later with more. Stay tuned…

Oh, and have a nice day!

Monday, January 24, 2011

January 24, 2011 - Dieting, Great Classroom Moments, and a Cool Quarter Mil!

I’m always happy when Monday is over. Getting past that very first ‘hump’ of the week is always a little bit of a relief for some reason. Any way you cut it, I’ve got a short week anyway…for a few days now they had been predicting more snow for Tuesday night into Wednesday (on some accounts I even heard up to another two feet). So even before the week started I had ‘snow day’ on my mind for Wednesday.

That’s all changed now, as today’s deep freeze (yes, it was COLD out there today!) is supposed to disappear tomorrow, bringing rain instead. So a snow day is unlikely, but that’s okay, because I’ve still got a conference on Friday and I not only get to miss a day of school, but I have an opportunity to do some serious networking for a new job, the newest focus in my quest for big changes.

Diets Stink



I’ve written in the past about how I hate the word “diet” (check it out here) and a visit to my mother’s for dinner last night further solidified my feelings. You see, my mom and my two sisters have been on the ever popular Weight Watchers diet since the New Year, and I had a chance to see it all in action firsthand. My sister made macaroni and meatballs for dinner, a Sunday staple for many an Italian family, and I’m glad I didn’t have to do all of that measuring and counting.

Within moments of sitting down at the table, the measuring cups and notepads were taken out in preparation for the ritual they must go through every time they wish to consume any type of food.

“How many points if I put cheese on my macaroni?” my mom asked my sister.

“I’m not sure, let me check…”

And so went the meal. I was stunned and saddened at how anyone could suffer this way through life and knew deep inside that this diet, like all diets are doomed to eventual failure. How could anyone make this a daily ritual for a lifetime? After dinner, my point was proven as mom was tallying her daily points while my sister was counting pretzels, her dessert.

“Ann, I did alright today, only…”

“Ma,” my sister was angry. “I lost count and now I gotta start all over again.”

The frustration was evident. If only they could see the truth about dieting. Oh boy, this one’s definitely worthy of a YCN article. Stay tuned…

A Cool Quarter Mil



Today I penned my 500th article for Associated Content/Yahoo Contributor Network, which is pretty significant, though I’m not as excited about that milestone as I am for another impending one. You see, within a few days I will have achieved a quarter of a million page views on my articles. That’s 250,000! Though I knew it was coming, it’s approaching a lot faster than I had imagined.

I must have been using really good SEO (for those of you not in the know, SEO stands for Search Engine Optimization) on some recent articles because my page views have risen dramatically of late. I remember when I hit 100,000 page views and I wrote an article to commemorate the occasion. A fellow writer who’s a lot more seasoned than me burst my bubble by pointing out that my pieces averaged around 280 page views each, which is not really optimal.

With the recent surge in page views and more consistent, quality writing, I have attained a page view average of almost 500 and I’ll be hitting that quarter million by the end of the month, for sure. I hadn’t projected that to happen until the end of February, so a big HOORAH for me!

Life Lessons in the Classroom



Today was a good day at school, and possibly another opportunity for a YCN piece. Every week, on Mondays, I give my students a question of the week, which they have a few days to think about and answer in their journals. Sometimes it’s hard to think of new questions that are worthy of thought provoking answers and so I often use the people around me for suggestions.

Last weekend, I asked him (I think I might have to give him a moniker soon!) if he could think of something I could ask my students, and he gave me a good one which I took off with and made into an entire week’s worth of lessons. The question I ended up using ended up something like this: “If you could grant a wish to someone, what wish would you grant, who would you grant it to and why?”

On the way to work last Monday, I was thinking of a fellow writer named Maria Roth. Maria has a daughter, Audrey, who’s been fighting leukemia for more than a year now. I’ve come to know Audrey’s story pretty well thanks to Maria’s candid, yet tender articles about her bout with the deadly disease. Well, Maria’s family was recently given a trip to Disney, which Maria proudly shared with her readers. The story got me thinking of the wonderful Make A Wish Foundation and I decided to have my students take a look at some of the stories of the children who’ve been recipients of wishes from the charity.

To make a long story short, the idea behind researching some of these heartrending and uplifting stories was to give my students fodder for their journals and boy did it work! This afternoon, they each shared stories they had been following on the Foundation’s website and read their journal answers to the class. Needless to say there were tears (mostly on my part, sap that I am!) and lots and lots of interest in what they were doing. It was one of those moments that made me very proud of what I do!



Christopher James Grecius, The Make A Wish Foundation's very first wish recipient.


Well I think I’ve said enough for one day! As always, thanks for reading and I look forward to sharing again soon!

Friday, January 21, 2011

January 21, 2011 - Ramblings

Happy Friday! Well it’s been a couple of days since I’ve written anything here…not too much going on this short week, except that we’re being treated to snow once again. Ugh! It’s not enough to close school, but they’re giving us two extra hours to get there and so here I am at my pc typing away.

Last night I had dinner with my good friend Laura Kim and we decided to take some pictures with her African Gray parrot. Frankly the thing scared me. Before we got to her house, I thought we were going to take pics with the thing on my shoulder, but I soon found out that that could be dangerous. So when she told me that I almost didn’t want to even do the pictures, but she ended up putting it on my knee and it was okay. I’ve never been much of a bird person and I’m still not, but still the pictures came out ok.



I’ve been really trying to work on my health this week, though not as much as I should. The other day I visited the school nurse to get weighed and found out that I’m actually at an ideal weight for my height. The revelation gave me some relief, but I still know that there are a lot of things I’m still not doing right, like drinking too much coffee and skipping meals. The coffee consumption has slowed down just a bit and I have eaten dinner the past couple of days even though I’ve had to force myself. I just need to keep these notions towards the forefront of my mind going forward.

Another health issue I’ve been dealing with is not one of my own. He’s been terribly sick for the past week, since even before he came for his visit. His main symptoms have been a sore throat and a terrible cough that keeps him awake at night. When we last discussed it, I told him for seemingly the umpteenth time that he should just go to the doctor, but for some reason he’s been dead set against going. I totally understand where he’s coming from because I’m not one to go to the doctor myself when I’m sick either.

When the New Year began, as it does every year, one of the resolutions I always make is to go to the doctor. As I get older, I realize it’s important to get checked out regularly. Besides, I definitely have health issues that should be looked at, and I always put it off. Every single year it’s the same thing…I start off with good intentions, but I never quite make those appointments. I’m going to set a goal to make one next week with a doctor!

Since I was so adamant with him about going to the doctor, two things have come to my mind. Of course, for one thing the classic “do as I say, not as I do” syndrome comes into play. Who am I to preach to him to go to the doctor when I don’t even go myself? I need to do myself before I can tell anybody to do the same.

The other issue that came up during this whole exchange is the relationship that he and I share. Of course being older and more experienced I’m always trying to share my insight into things, with good intentions always. Often he appreciates it and truly gives it thought. However this time he was very adamant about not going to the doctor and so yesterday a little discomfort arose after an email he’d sent me during the night. He’d had another terrible, sleepless night of pain and told me I was right about going to the doctor. I figured he’d finally go, but after a brief text exchange, I don’t think he did. I could be wrong, he’s had a history of pleasantly surprising me with his actions, but I just have a feeling he felt better in the morning and decided he was okay. I’d probably do the same and so I can’t fault him for it.

I realize that from now on I need to be mindful about any sort of preaching to him. I don’t ever want to be someone he keeps things from because they’re against some advice I’ve given him. I never want to be a nag!

Well, the clock is ticking and I’m soon off to get ready for work. Ugh, another weekend of snowy streets and freezing temperatures! I just don’t want to be stuck in the house alone all weekend…double ugh! Be safe out there!