Well it’s been a long time coming! We’d been together for almost 20 years, but I just wasn’t happy any more. I’ve been contemplating it for a long time and I feel that it’s time. Breakups are never easy, but this one wasn’t as hard as I thought it’d be. You see, last Thursday I had an appointment to get my hair cut and on Wednesday I finally broke down and made the call. I cancelled the appointment. I was breaking up with my hairdresser.