Thursday, March 29, 2012

Shallow thoughts for today

This is from an email I got from my pal Rich...I thought it was too funny not to share. Enjoy!

Shallow thoughts for today

*Nothing ticks you off more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

*I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

*There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

*I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. (So true!)

*I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. (Hehe)

*I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

*How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? (I'm notorious for this!)

*I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

*Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

*Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. (Totally!)

*I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

*Bad decisions make good stories. (Always...that's why I write, hehe)

*You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day. (Can I get an amen! Lol)

*Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection. (Really!)

*There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

*I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my thirty page insurance policy that I swear I did not make any changes to.

*While watching the Olympics, I find myself cheering equally for China and USA . No, I am not of Chinese descent, but I am fairly certain that when Chinese athletes don't win, they are executed.

*I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? (Hmmmm????)

*I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

*Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

*I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. (Good advice!)

*Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it.

*I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.

*I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

*I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with liquor than with "Kay".

Image Source: Another email from my pal Dita!


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